Was being lazy this morning so asked the hungry kid to go and get himself a snack. He came back to the bedroom with a loaf of bread, a cold block of butter from the fridge and a knife. Very proud of himself.
Trying to explain to Colin why his favorite superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. "They just do," and "No, you can't wear them to school like that" are the best I can do before coffee.
Picture day at school & Colin is the only boy there without slicked back hair & a button-down shirt. I was just happy he was willing to get dressed at all and then decided on a Superman t-shirt today because it represents what he actually looks like these days.
At the lion exhibit at the zoo, Colin pointed to the female. "Wassat?" "That's a girl lion." I said. "The boys have a lot of hair on their heads. Girl lions don't have that hair." "Oh," said Colin. "I finked it was a tiger."
My name is Kat. I've been blogging over at JustKatStuff for about 2 years now. I write about my kid there a lot, but I have been encouraged by a friends on Facebook to start a blog which is solely devoted to the shit my kid says.
Colin is my kid. He just turned four. He says some pretty funny shit.
Just a note, in case I ever care to note it. I actually started this blog on Sunday, Jan 17th. I'm going back and scooping up shit my kid said that I posted on FB and Twitter and posting them here with their correct dates. This post will show up at the beginning.